ice cream is beautiful

hamsfreth:

happy extremely late 413/420/easter WHATEVER BULLSHIT HOLIDAY IT IS

(Reblogged from hamsfreth)
1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels)

(Reblogged from sillehfrilleh)

i sound like john travolta gargling water or a lizard thpt thpt

i lied to you all i did not go to sleep i am a terrible human bean

moriment:

unlike robots, humans need to rest

moriment:

unlike robots, humans need to rest

(Reblogged from optiicbla2st)

glooptastic:

thetimeladyofgallifrey:

thetimeladyofgallifrey:

thetimeladyofgallifrey:

Hehehe he ha i cant feel my mouuuuuth

my poorr teethies are gone now oh no i miss them wait oh my mom has them nvrmind

owwwwwie why is my mouth so huge you guys it like canyon ir a aa cavve hehehe i spellde that wrong its like eridan vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

oh wassat

oh my god did you get your wisdom teeth taken out today? pffft those drugs arent gonna leave for a while ahaha

yrs i have lost my wisdom thirty minutes ago

i have never before been on drugs is this sensation natural

(Reblogged from glooptastic)

im going to bed now byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye

thetimeladyofgallifrey:

thetimeladyofgallifrey:

thetimeladyofgallifrey:

Hehehe he ha i cant feel my mouuuuuth

my poorr teethies are gone now oh no i miss them wait oh my mom has them nvrmind

owwwwwie why is my mouth so huge you guys it like canyon ir a aa cavve hehehe i spellde that wrong its like eridan vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

oh wassat

oh hi der you can all see me huh

well i am doing a stupid please ignore

(Reblogged from thetimeladyofgallifrey)

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

(Reblogged from superduperemily)
prayer-circle-for-pie:

look how fucking ridiculously happy that cat is

kitty kat

prayer-circle-for-pie:

look how fucking ridiculously happy that cat is

kitty kat

(Reblogged from kanodeceives)

thetimeladyofgallifrey:

thetimeladyofgallifrey:

Hehehe he ha i cant feel my mouuuuuth

my poorr teethies are gone now oh no i miss them wait oh my mom has them nvrmind

owwwwwie why is my mouth so huge you guys it like canyon ir a aa cavve hehehe i spellde that wrong its like eridan vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

oh wassat

(Reblogged from thetimeladyofgallifrey)

thetimeladyofgallifrey:

Hehehe he ha i cant feel my mouuuuuth

my poorr teethies are gone now oh no i miss them wait oh my mom has them nvrmind

(Reblogged from thetimeladyofgallifrey)

Hehehe he ha i cant feel my mouuuuuth

magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill

(Reblogged from chancy-wancy)